Putting the twins to good use. They’re gonna stare anyway.
"Your head must bow to your heart."
Friday, 8/19/2011, 7am, Baltimore
What? I had a headache when I woke up & there were no drugs in the house, so my partner-in-crime prescribed 3 shots & a nap. (Clearly she’s not a chaperon.)
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.
Heartbreaking, but amazeballs. I want a fking koala.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
LMAOOO that koala is like FUCK YEAHHH BITCH WE GOIN SWIMMIN!
awwwww this kinda breaks my heart :( but im glad they were able to get some water
Reason 4356 that I need a chaperone.
BFF: “One minute I could see you. The next minute I couldn’t. Suddenly you popped up talking about your dress was dirty and your leg hurt.”
The trail of shredded skin went from knee to ankle. Ask me how I did it.